You get only so many naming opportunities. Most of them require at least some responsibility, too. But while you can’t call your child the Wet Dream or Favorite Mistake, these are fantastic names for a boat. Bored Panda has collected the funniest vessel names from harbors and shores across the Seven Seas, proving that seamen have the best sense of humor. And will demonstrate their wit if an opportunity presents itself. Scroll down for the giggles and upvote your favorites!
A Good Sense Of Humour
A Clever Name For A Racing Sail Boat
Zombies Can’t Swim
One Of The Best Named Boats I’ve Ever Seen
My Neighbors Boat
Thinking Ahead
Titanic II. What More Can You Expect?
I Work At A Marina, And A Pharmacist Brought His Boat In For Inspection
When You Ask Your Gf To Name The Boat
The Greatest Name For A Boat
Did You?
Where Are You Honey? In A Meeting, Call You Back
Siblings Must Own These Boats
I’m Tired Of Your Bull…
My Dad Named His Boat
I’m Gonna Make Him An Offer He Can’t Refuse
You Must Take Your Vitamins
It’ A Part Of Life
It’s Time Indeed
My Dad Coming Up With “Sea Ya” To Name The Boat Was Pretty Clever
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