1. “I came home late. This is how my cat greeted me.”
2. “Amongst my Dad’s Christmas decorations is a set in a box marked ’Christmas Angles.’”
3. “Bought her a nigiri sushi house, but apparently, she likes tempura shrimp better.”
4. “We accidentally burned a tortilla, and it looks horrified.”
5. “Toby snuck out early this morning when I opened the door to take out the trash. He’s back now and very remorseful.”
6. “I’m making meatballs and asked my significant other to squeeze 3 cloves of garlic on the beef.”
7. “Instead of slicing the meat and cheese for my crackers, I just lop off what I want and chomp it.”
8. “Seems like stupid food, but the kids love it. It’s mac and cheese with hot dogs wrapped in a tortilla.”
9. “My husband started a new job. This is the uniform they gave him, and it’s my fault, as I took the measurements.”
10. “My husband packed a special treat for my lunch.”
11. “I forgot my headphones at my in-laws. ’No problem, we found them!’ This is what they mailed.”
12. “Asked the boyfriend to put SOME toilet paper in the bathroom.”
13. “My son has had his learner’s permit for a year. I asked him to repark the cars in the yard.”
14. “I let my 6-year-old choose the shower curtain.”
15. “Flat tire”
16. “Finally, some truth in advertising”
17. “Every Christmas, she perfectly photobombs at least one picture.”
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